Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Unfathomable Questions…

In this life of ours there are a lot of question we ourselves have not think of a decent answer… Sometimes things like this blind sides you on an idle afternoon and it makes you wonder to the point of you not sleeping over thinking of the answer…

Here are some things that boggles me…

Why my hair is straight while short and curls when long?

Is there really a “15 Seconds of Fame” for everybody?

Why does it have to hurt so bad?

Why does the show on our neighbor’s TV late for like 2 – 3 seconds from ours?

Why have two words like inflammable and flammable when they really are the same thing?

Why does it seem to be near when it is very far?

Why do they say it’s about the birds and the bees when it is really sex they want to talk about? Birds and bees and longer and complicated than sex… Go differ…

Why do they say “no preservative” when simple sugar or salt added is already a preservative?

Do fishes drink water?

Do anteaters eat anything other than ants?

Why call it air conditioner when it really cools the air? Why not call it Air Cooler or something else? Why air conditioner?

Why do some men wear tighty whities under boxer shorts? Does this mean it is morally correct to call the tighty whity underwear under the underwear?

Why do women wear short shirts then when they climb jeepneys they try so much harder to pull their shirts down? Why wear them if you cant handle them?

The same thing goes for skirts with slits, why wear them if you would hold the slit together when they are made to separated?

Why do some people consider Nelly and 50 Cent hot?

What do supporters really support?

Why do some cooks consider garlic having a sweet taste?

Why say “Fuck You” or “Screw You” to the one you detest when you would really fuck and screw someone you like?

Why can’t we lick our own elbows?

Can there really be world peace?

And lastly…

Why am I pathetic?

Go figure…

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